December 25, 2011
Dr. Squeekers, Head Clown
Big Top Productions
123 Floopy Shoes ln.
Des Moines, IA. 65421
Dear Dr. Squeekers,
It has been our privilege to have you on our staff for the past fifty years. We have found that the relationship has been profitable for everyone.
Over the last few years, several aspiring clowns have filled the role of ghost students as a form of evaluation of your classes. While these evaluations have been upbeat, they show some signs that your teaching style may not be compatible with our modern approach. Your knock knock jokes are out of date and spraying people with seltzer water flowers is now considered juvenile by today’s forward thinking audiences. Your striped costumes are reminiscent of prison attire and as such degrading to Incarcerated Americans.
We have decided to let you keep your prop boxes and have contributed enough money to your retirement fund so that you can retire with full benefits.
If you have any questions, please call Bobo, in human resources.
Sincerely,
The Top Hat Board of Clowns
(Get the tune of Jingle Bells going...) Oh sing with me, sing with me, sing with me this song. Oh what fun it is to write a silly bad news letter. Oh sing with me, sing with me, sing with me this song. I had so much fun just today writing this silly bad news letter.
ReplyDeleteThis was great fun, Chris and Ethel!